Supernatural (TV Series)
The Mentalists (2011)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : How many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?
Dean Winchester : Somewhere between 50 and all of them.
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Waiter : You are a virile manifestation of the divine.
Dean Winchester : What the hell did he say to me?
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Waiter : We're 100% locally sourced, biodynamic, and you get a free affirmation with every order.
Dean Winchester : Think I'll source a taco joint.
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Camille Thibideaux : Phony lawman, huh?
Dean Winchester : Yeah, 'cause nobody can relate to phony around here.
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Jimmy Tomorrow : [the brothers are at his occult shop] You're looking for... something.
Dean Winchester : [Sarcastic] You're good.
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Waiter : Can I get you anything else?
Dean Winchester : Just a refill. And if you affirmate me, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Waiter : ...All righty then. Coffee, coming up.
[Leaves]
Dean Winchester : I can't wait to get out of this frickin' fortune cookie.
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Dean Winchester : [Digging up grave] I feel naked doing this in daylight.
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Dean Winchester : There's, uh, fake whoo-whoo crap, and there's real whoo-whoo crap.
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Chief Bramberg : As of 9:00, our tip line had 46 calls, all from clairvoyants that "know what really happened".
Dean Winchester : What's the popular theory?
Chief Bramberg : It's a toss-up between a ghost and some sort of ogre that only attacks Russians.
Dean Winchester : Policing Lily Dale sounds fun.
Chief Bramberg : It was either this or Los Angeles.
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Nikolai's Friend : You're the brothers from the-...
Sam Winchester : Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No; we get that a lot.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.
Nikolai's Friend : Oh, yeah!
[laughs]
Nikolai's Friend : I'm sorry. Silly me. And I can see by your energies, you're completely gentle.
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Sam Winchester : This place is packed with people summoning spirits.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, but, dude, most of these guys can't even call a taxi.
Sam Winchester : All it takes is one.
Dean Winchester : That's gonna be like looking for a needle in a stack of fake needles.
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Nikolai Lishin : Let me know if I can help you. I'm highly intuitive.
Sam Winchester : [Reads business card] Nikolai Lishin, spoon bender?
Nikolai Lishin : World famous. Come to my demonstration at the festival, huh?
[Picks up spoon, waves his hand at it]
Nikolai Lishin : I teach you to harness the power of your mind.
[to friend]
Nikolai Lishin : Come, let's leave them be.
[They leave]
Dean Winchester : So glad we decided to vacation here.
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Dean Winchester : Next question. What's an Orb of Thessaly?
Sam Winchester : I know one thing... it's made in Taiwan.
[Tosses it to him]
Dean Winchester : Oh, a fake, around here. Imagine that.
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Jimmy Tomorrow : This is the Orb of Thessaly... Very powerful, Very rare.
Dean Winchester : Let me guess. Very expensive.
Jimmy Tomorrow : Worth every penny.
Dean Winchester : Well, in that case...
[Takes out badge]
Dean Winchester : We'll be taking the state's-evidence discount.
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Sam Winchester : I'll bet you anything some of these guys got real juice. I'm not talking kill-people level. I'm just saying, enough to make it complicated.
Dean Winchester : ...I hate this town.
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Dean Winchester : [about the ghost's skeleton] They were in the bed?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Dean Winchester : [Chuckles] I can't believe he was boning her.
Sam Winchester : Dean...
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Melanie Golden : So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.
Sam Winchester : Well, um... we're not FBI agents.
Melanie Golden : I need a drink.
Dean Winchester : I support that.
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Melanie Golden : I'm off the clock. Also not psychic.
[Dean is surprised she admits this]
Melanie Golden : What? It's an honest living.
Dean Winchester : Interesting definition of "honest."
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Melanie Golden : Wish we'd met on a better week.
Dean Winchester : I wish I had better weeks.
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Sam Winchester : Dean...
Dean Winchester : Oh! He speaks.
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Sam Winchester : If I learned one thing from that museum, sibling acts are tough.
Dean Winchester : [Groans] Don't compare us to that hall of crazy. We're like poster kids of functional family life compared to them.
Sam Winchester : It's a low bar.
Dean Winchester : Well, hey... grading on a curve has got me past everything since kindergarten,