- Curator: [to Dean] I'm sorry I don't normally do this during business hours, but do you know an Eleanor or an Ellen?
- [Dean scoffs]
- Curator: She seems quite concerned about you. She wants to tell you, pardon me, "if you don't tell someone how bad it really is? She'll kick your ass from beyond."
- [Dean is shocked]
- Curator: You have to trust someone again, eventually
- Sam Winchester: How many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?
- Dean Winchester: Somewhere between 50 and all of them.
- Waiter: You are a virile manifestation of the divine.
- Dean Winchester: What the hell did he say to me?
- Nikolai Lishin: Excuse my friend. She's excitable. Sweetheart, look at them, hmm? They're FBI.
- [Dean is surprised]
- Nikolai Lishin: I'm Russian. We can spot the law.
- Waiter: We're 100% locally sourced, biodynamic, and you get a free affirmation with every order.
- Dean Winchester: Think I'll source a taco joint.
- Camille Thibideaux: Phony lawman, huh?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, 'cause nobody can relate to phony around here.
- Jimmy Tomorrow: [the brothers are at his occult shop] You're looking for... something.
- Dean Winchester: [Sarcastic] You're good.
- Waiter: Can I get you anything else?
- Dean Winchester: Just a refill. And if you affirmate me, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
- Waiter: ...All righty then. Coffee, coming up.
- [Leaves]
- Dean Winchester: I can't wait to get out of this frickin' fortune cookie.
- Chief Bramberg: As of 9:00, our tip line had 46 calls, all from clairvoyants that "know what really happened".
- Dean Winchester: What's the popular theory?
- Chief Bramberg: It's a toss-up between a ghost and some sort of ogre that only attacks Russians.
- Dean Winchester: Policing Lily Dale sounds fun.
- Chief Bramberg: It was either this or Los Angeles.
- Nikolai's Friend: You're the brothers from the-...
- Sam Winchester: Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No; we get that a lot.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.
- Nikolai's Friend: Oh, yeah!
- [laughs]
- Nikolai's Friend: I'm sorry. Silly me. And I can see by your energies, you're completely gentle.
- Sam Winchester: This place is packed with people summoning spirits.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, but, dude, most of these guys can't even call a taxi.
- Sam Winchester: All it takes is one.
- Dean Winchester: That's gonna be like looking for a needle in a stack of fake needles.
- Nikolai Lishin: Let me know if I can help you. I'm highly intuitive.
- Sam Winchester: [Reads business card] Nikolai Lishin, spoon bender?
- Nikolai Lishin: World famous. Come to my demonstration at the festival, huh?
- [Picks up spoon, waves his hand at it]
- Nikolai Lishin: I teach you to harness the power of your mind.
- [to friend]
- Nikolai Lishin: Come, let's leave them be.
- [They leave]
- Dean Winchester: So glad we decided to vacation here.
- Dean Winchester: Next question. What's an Orb of Thessaly?
- Sam Winchester: I know one thing... it's made in Taiwan.
- [Tosses it to him]
- Dean Winchester: Oh, a fake, around here. Imagine that.
- Jimmy Tomorrow: This is the Orb of Thessaly... Very powerful, Very rare.
- Dean Winchester: Let me guess. Very expensive.
- Jimmy Tomorrow: Worth every penny.
- Dean Winchester: Well, in that case...
- [Takes out badge]
- Dean Winchester: We'll be taking the state's-evidence discount.
- Sam Winchester: I'll bet you anything some of these guys got real juice. I'm not talking kill-people level. I'm just saying, enough to make it complicated.
- Dean Winchester: ...I hate this town.
- Dean Winchester: [about the ghost's skeleton] They were in the bed?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: [Chuckles] I can't believe he was boning her.
- Sam Winchester: Dean...
- Melanie Golden: So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.
- Sam Winchester: Well, um... we're not FBI agents.
- Melanie Golden: I need a drink.
- Dean Winchester: I support that.
- Radio annoucer: Mediums are dying in Lily Dale, the most psychic town in America. So if you want to know your future, stick to that 900 line, 'cause is it me, or should those guys have seen it coming?
- Melanie Golden: I'm off the clock. Also not psychic.
- [Dean is surprised she admits this]
- Melanie Golden: What? It's an honest living.
- Dean Winchester: Interesting definition of "honest."
- Sam Winchester: If I learned one thing from that museum, sibling acts are tough.
- Dean Winchester: [Groans] Don't compare us to that hall of crazy. We're like poster kids of functional family life compared to them.
- Sam Winchester: It's a low bar.
- Dean Winchester: Well, hey... grading on a curve has got me past everything since kindergarten,