Supernatural (TV Series)

Season Seven, Time for a Wedding! (2011)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Well, buddy... I gotta say, man, you, uh... you don't suck.

  Garth Fitzgerald IV : Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

• Sam Winchester : Dean, you're paranoid.

  Dean Winchester : And you're in love? It's been four days, man!

• Dean Winchester : Okay, you know what? I'm trying to save you from a really bad accident.

  Marsha Burrows : Are you threatening me?

  Dean Winchester : No. No, I-I'm pointing out a pattern. Why do people keep thinking I'm threatening them?

  Garth Fitzgerald IV : Because it sounded exactly like a threat, dude.

• Craig Burrows : Say, fellas, what's with the third degree?

  Dean Winchester : Oh, uh, no offense. We were just wondering if you got here by nefarious means.

  Dean Winchester : Whoa! Garth!

  Garth Fitzgerald IV : Oh. Uh, I-I didn't mean, of course, uh, corporate backstabbing. I'm sorry. I meant more like, uh, you know, black magic or hoodoo.

• Dean Winchester : Call them off, or I'll cut my own loophole in your throat.

  Guy : [Looks behind him]  Oh, crap.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, you said it. You're in a world-...

  Crowley : Hello, boys.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, crap.

• Dean Winchester : [about Becky]  Shouldn't she ask for my permission or something?

  Sam Winchester : [Chuckles]  You want her to ask for my hand?

• Dean Winchester : The kid's all reasonable now, considering he's crazy.

• Sam Winchester : [about Garth]  What's with the scrawny guy?

  Dean Winchester : Temp.

• Garth Fitzgerald IV : You Dean? Hmm. I thought you'd be taller.

  Dean Winchester : I assume Bobby filled you in on the road.

  Garth Fitzgerald IV : He told me two things. One, he's tangling with a major-league nest up in Oregon territory. Numero dos, he said you'd be all surly and premenstrual working with me.

• Crowley : Hunting Leviathan; yes, I know. That's why I told my lads to stay clear of you meatheads.

  Dean Winchester : So, what do you know about-...

  Crowley : Too much. You met that dick yet? Smuggest tub of goo since Mussolini.

• Sam Winchester : All right, um... So, a little sudden. But life is short, so I'll keep this shorter. I'm in love. And I'm getting married...

  [Dean stares, dumbfounded] 

  Sam Winchester : Say something, like, uh, like, "congratulations," for example.

  Dean Winchester : *What*?

• Marsha Burrows : I was having lunch with friends. This guy heard me bitching. Next thing I know, he's making me an offer.

  Dean Winchester : An offer?

  Marsha Burrows : Craig's job for my soul. I know. Hilarious. I mean, what have I got to lose?

  Garth Fitzgerald IV : Well, there's your soul.