- Lister: Pree! All JMC vessels undertake to return crew to Earth, including their dependents, right?
- Pree: You resigned, former crewman. There's no way back.
- Lister: I didn't resign... my dad did, we share the same name.
- Pree: Then you'd be on file and you're not.
- Lister: Did you check the medi-bay waiting list? Isn't there a file open - David Lister, medical pending?
- Pree: Yes.
- Lister: Isn't it true once I complete my medical and I have all my bios for stasis I become registered crew.
- Pree: Yes.
- Lister: [growing increasingly frantic] And as registered crew, do I have the power to shut you down?
- Pree: Yes.
- Lister: And as your primary objective is to save registered crew members time and energy, shouldn't you just uninstall yourself now!
- Pree: Your logic is faultless.
- [Pree shuts down]
- Rimmer: Can you repair the ship's engineering faults?
- Pree: I already anticipated you'd ask that question Arnold and I've repaired all the faults on B-deck already. There is now a 98% probability you will discuss my potential to change your lives and conclude that you are looking forward to seeing me in action.
- [Rimmer, Cat and Kryten look confused and startled]
- Rimmer: ...So now we don't have that conversation and move straight onto the next conversation?
- Pree: Your next conversation is a conversation about not having the previous conversation, saying you were looking forward to the previous conversation and now feel a bit lost not having had that conversation.
- Rimmer: Put on "Victory South" for me will you? A fascinating drama series about the American Civil War where the South win! Loved series 1, really looking forward to series 2.
- Pree: I deleted all 24 episodes earlier this morning Arnold because you didn't enjoy them.
- Rimmer: But I haven't seen them.
- Pree: But if you had you wouldn't have enjoyed them.
- Rimmer: But series 1 was brilliant. Why didn't I enjoy them?
- Pree: All your favourite characters were killed off, including the busty blonde heroine with no personality.
- Rimmer: Oh, I liked her!
- Kryten: How long have we got before we reach the point of no return - the melting point?
- Rimmer: You mean the point where sun-cream and floppy hats are no defense because our noses have started melting onto our shoes which are floating down the corridor in a river made up of our own leg gravy?
- Pree: Well, we'll go as fast as we can, supervising officer, as I know you're keen to compete the mission.
- Rimmer: How long you mad goth bastard!
- Lister: Rimmer's right, I've never been a proper father. I never encouraged ya... . gave you advice, kicked your big fat butt when it needed kickin'. Maybe that's why you've ended up like this!
- Lister Jr.: Like what?
- Lister: You're a big, big disappointment to me David. You really are.
- Lister Jr.: What?
- Lister: No ambition. Sittin' about. Wastin' your life away! And you're not lookin' after yourself. And you drink too much!