- Sergeant Bosco: Yeah, I'm sorry about the pizzas. What d'you want instead? Chinese?
- Bob: Burgers?
- Sergeant Bosco: Mexican?
- Bob: This is a burger place.
- Louise: What about hot pockets?
- Bob: Burgers are right here.
- Tina: Or low fat frozen yogurt.
- Bob: We're in a restaurant, my restaurant.
- Gene: Ooh, how about some sort of Malaysian cuisine?
- Bob: Burgers.
- Sergeant Bosco: How about, uh... burgers.
- Linda: Bobby, I just want you to know I love you. If you get out of this, I will let you do anything. Anything you want, except that one thing.
- Mickey: I botched a job man, the cops are everywhere. What do I do?
- Rodney: Are there cops on the phone?
- Mickey: Yeah but I'm whispering.
- Sergeant Bosco: Yeah we can't hear anything, go ahead.
- Mickey: You screwed up big time at me, maybe I'll shoot a hostage!
- Sergeant Bosco: Go ahead big man, shoot a hostage.
- Mickey: You shoot a hostage!
- Sergeant Bosco: Maybe I will!