House M.D. (TV Series)
Risky Business (2011)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Jessica Adams : Thad Barton? We only help rich white guys?
Dr. Gregory House : I'm an equal opportunity exploiter. I only help those who can help me. I have a department to re-fund.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : What are you doing?
Dr. Gregory House : Holding your ass. You really didn't know?
Dr. Chi Park : House!
Dr. Gregory House : Just trying to help you out of here. I figured sure he'd punch me in the face. Thus proving it's a natural response. My God! You have superhuman discipline - and glutes.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Get your hands off of me.
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Dr. Jessica Adams : If... you double your clinic hours... 6 hours a week. I've seen how you disrespect those patients.
Dr. Gregory House : So you want twice as many of them disrespected.
Dr. Jessica Adams : Spend more time with them, you'll treat them more humanely.
Dr. Gregory House : And this time the land war in Russia will be a good idea.
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Dr. Gregory House : I heard about your conversation with the patient's daughter. You were hostile.
Dr. Jessica Adams : Their company's making a decision I strongly disagree with.
Dr. Gregory House : Yet you were nothing but courteous to the racists and rapists in prison. Those guys made decisions you support?
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Dr. Gregory House : I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.
Dr. Jessica Adams : I'll go check on the patient.
[as she gets up and House is about to bite down on her burger]
Dr. Jessica Adams : I have hepatitis C.
Dr. Chi Park : [as House is about to bite down on her burger instead] She got it from me.
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Dr. Chi Park : First patriotism, now loyalty. You hate ice cream too?
Dr. Gregory House : French Vanilla. To willfully identify yourself as something is a perversion of self-expression.
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Dr. James Wilson : You know that everyone on that panel hates you. You know, the minute you recommend firing anyone they start discussing how big a bonus to give them.
Dr. Gregory House : That's just hurtful. The fact is, winning $100 from *you* is more pleasureable than winning $100 from her. Here's your five grand.
Dr. James Wilson : What five grand?
Dr. Gregory House : Just take it. Trust me.
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Dr. Gregory House : Of course you know, this means war.
Dr. Morgan : Oh I know. I mean you'll escalate, I'll retaliate. And the cycle will continue until we've *both* gone too far. At which point, maybe I'll be suspended, you'll go back to prison.
Dr. Gregory House : Happy breaking.