Identity Thief (2013)

Carlos Navarro: Luis the Gas Station Attendant

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Quotes 

• Sandy Patterson : Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.

  [Luis swipes card] 

  Sandy Patterson : Thanks.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : [Speaks Spanish to hearing device and then turns to Sandy]  You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.

  Sandy Patterson : Cut the card. No, I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : That's not what it says right here.

  Sandy Patterson : I don't care what the screen says. Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else. You're not cutting that card.

  [Luis speaks Spanish once more] 

  Sandy Patterson : Cutting the card? That's ridiculous. Tell you what, I'll go somewhere else.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : You go somewhere else? Look, that's my papi. He owns this store. He says cut the card.

  Sandy Patterson : Señor...

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : If you don't pay your bills...

  Sandy Patterson : My bills are paid.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : Oh, your bills are paid. I gotta cut the card.

  Sandy Patterson : Do not cut the card.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : I'm gonna cut the card.

  [he cuts the card] 

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : I just cut the card. Go pay your bills, Randy.

  Sandy Patterson : It's Sandy.

  Luis the Gas Station Attendant : Sandy?

  [mocks in Spanish]