- Tori Vega: I need you to do this.
- Robbie Shapiro: No!
- Tori Vega: Please.
- Robbie Shapiro: No!
- Tori Vega: Please.
- Robbie Shapiro: All right.
- [Rex shakes his head in disappointment]
- [At the re-auditions. To Cat]
- Helen Duwall: Baby, you got ninety seconds.
- Cat Valentine: But it's a five-minute audition.
- Helen Duwall: Action!
- Jade West: Everybody shut up!
- [the students quiet down]
- Erwin Sikowitz: Ah, Jade. So sweet and feminine.
- [about Helen]
- Erwin Sikowitz: Who else is frightened by her?
- [Sikowitz and the whole class, apart from Jade, raise their hands up in response]
- [At the re-auditions. During Robbie's audition]
- Rex: Knock-knock.
- Robbie Shapiro: Who's there?
- Rex: You, the terrible comedian.
- [the audience laughs]
- [At the re-auditions. During Robbie's audition. To Robbie]
- Rex: You're bombing, boy.
- [the audience laughs]
- [At the re-auditions. During Robbie's audition. To Robbie]
- Rex: How can I kill what's already dead?
- [the audience laughs]