The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (2011)
Hank Azaria: Nobel Prize Announcer, Wiseguy, Van Krusten, European Judge #1, Roofi, Easy Reader, Sprooklyn Bum, Guy Talking To Krusty, Moe Szyslak
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : The things you don't know could fill a week's worth of morning announcements with enough leftover for a send-home flyer!
Superintendent Chalmers : There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.
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Superintendent Chalmers : So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.
Bart Simpson : Same garbage, different Dumpster.
Superintendent Chalmers : We'll start with American history.
[Opens book to table of U.S. Presidents]
Superintendent Chalmers : Now, I'm sure you know who these gentlemen are.
Bart Simpson : [Points at Washington] Dollar bill guy,
[Points at Lincoln]
Bart Simpson : Five-dollar bill guy,
[Points to Clinton]
Bart Simpson : Sex guy,
[Points to Bush Jr]
Bart Simpson : Will Ferrell,
[Points to Obama]
Bart Simpson : Black guy.
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Bart Simpson : Sir, of all the books and movies about Teddy Roosevelt, which would you say is the most informative?
Superintendent Chalmers : No question: Night at the Museum.
Bart Simpson : One or two?
Superintendent Chalmers : Take your pick, you can't go wrong.
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Superintendent Chalmers : The fact is, today's modern schools have completely failed you.
Jimbo Jones : School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?
Superintendent Chalmers : [Chalmers groans, sighs] Look at him, boys. He is the canary in the coal mine of a dying empire.
Jimbo Jones : You're in my coal mine now, bitches!