How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora.

  Barney Stinson : No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDS's.

  Robin Scherbatsky : BDS's?

  Barney Stinson : Bimbo Delivery Systems. You see, over the years I've launched a variety of systems that are always working to get me laid. Like my pop-up ads

  [Cut to video] 

  Barney Stinson : Oh hi. I'm doctor Barney Stinson. Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?

  Infomercial Actress : [Tries to water plant, knocks it over]  Oh! There's just gotta be a better way!

  Barney Stinson : There is! I, Dr. Barney Stinson - for a limited time only - can give you a free breast reduction consultation. Call me! If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them - it!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Back to the gang]  Women actually fell for that?

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, that business really took off. It played in all kinds of markets

  [See various ads] 

  Jeff Probst : [On the show Survivor]  Okay survivors, today's reward challenge is brought to you by Dr. Barney Stinson's Free Breast Reduction Consultations.

• Lily Aldrin : [while sitting at the bar with Marshall]  That wine looks good.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh

  [He passes it to her as Ted comes in] 

  Ted Mosby : Hey, hey, hey! Pregnant women can't drink alcohol.

  Lily Aldrin : No, my doctor says it's okay to have a sip of wine every now and then.

  Ted Mosby : [Disbelieving]  Really?

  Lily Aldrin : Dr. Sonja's great; whenever you ask her if you can have something, she's like...

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Wait, Dr. Sonja doesn't let you have sushi does she?

  Dr. Sonya : Just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : [Lily eats a cheeto]  You're allowed to have CHEETOS?

  Dr. Sonya : Cheetos? Ah, just a little bit.

  Ted Mosby : Do you mind if I double check some of this stuff?

• Ted Mosby : Come on, we're a trio, we've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred!

  Lily Aldrin : Out!

  [Pushes him out of the doctor's office] 

  Ted Mosby : Romeo and Juliet and the Apothecary!

  Lily Aldrin : Now!

  [Closing the door] 

  Ted Mosby : Salt and pepper and cumin!