Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2012 Video)
Tom Byron: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Quotes
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Luke Skywalker : How did my father die?
Obi-Wan Kenobi : A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupIl of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava.
Luke Skywalker : I-I think I want to go home now.
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Luke Skywalker : That was close.
Obi-Wan Kenobi : Yes, yes it was.
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Darth Vader : I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again.
Obi-Wan Kenobi : I think you might have mistaken me for someone else.
Darth Vader : The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi : Is this really necessary? I was just looking for the bathroom. At my age it becomes a matter of urgency.
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Darth Vader : You should not have come back.
Obi-Wan Kenobi : You can't win Darth. If you strike me down, I shall...
[Obi-Wan's light saber stops working]
Obi-Wan Kenobi : Oh, damn.
[Darth Vader cut's through Obi-Wan's cloak]
Han Solo : NOOOOO!
Luke Skywalker : Just- Just let it go.