Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2012 Video)
Bryn Pryor: Grand Moff Tarkin
Quotes
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General Motti : It just impacted the surface sir. The rebels have failed.
Gunner : The rebel in firing range.
Grand Moff Tarkin : You may fire when ready.
Canteen Worker : Is Jeff here?
Grand Moff Tarkin : His name is not Jeff. What do you want?
Canteen Worker : We have a crisis fire in Kitchen and Mr Stevens sent me out to find Jeff Vader.
Grand Moff Tarkin : Can't you deal with it? Your fire have to wait fool. We are about to crush the rebellion with one swift stroke.
Canteen Worker : Ok, but it is rather a large fire and the Kitchen is next to the core reactor.
Grand Moff Tarkin : What?