Jenna Presley: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : Come on. You never take a night off. Sometimes I wonder if you give so much to the city that at the end of the day there's just nothing left for me.

  Superman : Lois, look at me. This city is only worth protecting because you're in it.

• Lois Lane : What the hell. Hey, kid, didn't you know this town has already got a super hero?

• Superman : Look, here's the deal. Earth is a very special planet, especially to us Kryptonians. That's why the elders sent us here. Great temperatures, perfect balance of oxygen levels... the works. And the gravitation's one-tenth of what it was on Krypton. You do feel it, don't you?

  Supergirl : Yeah, I feel... weightless, like I could leap over a building.

  Lois Lane : In a *single* bound?

  Superman : [to Lois]  Really?

• Superman : Before you learn how to fly, you're gonna have to learn how to blend in. That's the most important part.

  Supergirl : Did you say I could fly?

  Superman : Yes, pretty cool, huh?

  Supergirl : Cool. Okay, so what do the humans do?

  Superman : Well, girls at your age probably are ready to start college, right now.

  Supergirl : What's that?

  Lois Lane : It's where you learn how to hold your liquor and uh... experiment with being a lesbian.

  Superman : Lois!

• Superman : [after Lois bends a frying pan over Kara's head]  What the f...?

  Lois Lane : What? We have to make sure it's really her, right?

• [last lines] 

  Superman : So, you've been on Earth now for a week, and you've already foiled your first criminal mastermind. Not too bad.

  Lois Lane : If you ask me, that bitch was just jealous, anyway.

  Supergirl : Thanks guys. I think I can get used to being a human.

  Superman : Lois, what do you think? You think she's ready?

  Lois Lane : Well, she's tangled with a Luthor in her first week on Earth, I think she's ready.

  Superman : Great, I do, too. In fact, I think I may have some friends I want you to meet. Some Super-Friends.