Alanah Rae: Supergirl, Linda Lee

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Kara's Mom : Oh, we haven't much time, husband.

  Kara's Dad : I'll keep it movin'.

  Kara : I don't understand.

  Kara's Dad : We have to move quickly, the dome won't hold much longer.

  Kara : I don't understand. Why is there only room for one in the hatch?

  Kara's Mom : Because only *you* are leaving, daughter. Our lives are ending. It's going to be up to you to keep Krypton alive.

  Kara's Dad : Kara, look here and pay close attention. Years ago, when the rest of Krypton was destroyed, one child was sent to a distant planet, Earth. His name is Kal-El. He lives amongst the humans and watches over them because they can't protect themselves against the forces of evil. You can find Kal-El here at these coordinates.

  Kara : But I can't leave you. How am *I* going to protect the alien race?

  Kara's Mom : You must go. It will all become clear to you in time.

  Kara's Dad : This is not goodbye. We'll see you again in the hereafter. And Krypton will live on for you and your deeds. God speed, my brave child.

  Kara's Mom : Remember Krypton will live in you, and when Kal-El sees your suit, he'll know what it means.

• Supergirl : I am Kara Zor-El. I was sent here from Argo City to find you.

  Superman : No, that's not possible.

  Supergirl : It happened. I don't know how I survived crashing onto this planet, but I did, and here I am, the last Kryptonian in the universe.

  Superman : No, I am. I'm the last Kryptonian in the universe.

• Superman : Look, here's the deal. Earth is a very special planet, especially to us Kryptonians. That's why the elders sent us here. Great temperatures, perfect balance of oxygen levels... the works. And the gravitation's one-tenth of what it was on Krypton. You do feel it, don't you?

  Supergirl : Yeah, I feel... weightless, like I could leap over a building.

  Lois Lane : In a *single* bound?

  Superman : [to Lois]  Really?

• Superman : Before you learn how to fly, you're gonna have to learn how to blend in. That's the most important part.

  Supergirl : Did you say I could fly?

  Superman : Yes, pretty cool, huh?

  Supergirl : Cool. Okay, so what do the humans do?

  Superman : Well, girls at your age probably are ready to start college, right now.

  Supergirl : What's that?

  Lois Lane : It's where you learn how to hold your liquor and uh... experiment with being a lesbian.

  Superman : Lois!

• Barbara Gordon : Hi, I'm Barbara Gordon and you must be Linda, right?

  Linda Lee : Uh huh.

  Barbara Gordon : Are you nervous about starting school, too?

  Linda Lee : Uh huh.

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, there's nothing to be worried about. I mean, I don't really know anybody, but I'm really good at making friends. Oh, and it's my first time living away from home. It's gonna be gr-r-reat! I mean, have you seen the dining hall?

  Linda Lee : Uh, it's nice to meet you.

  Barbara Gordon : Sorry, I'm a chatterbox, sometimes. I should just shut up.

  [catching a glimpse of the Supergirl costume in her bag] 

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, cute PJ's.

  Linda Lee : Oh, thank you.

  [pushing the costume back into her bag] 

  Linda Lee : Uh, thanks.

  Barbara Gordon : So, do you have any plans? I'm rushing for Tri-Pi, and it's their first pledge meeting, tonight! Honestly, I'm a little bit skeptical about the usefulness of the Greek organization of twenty-eleven. But, my mom was a Tri-Pi, her sister, you know, it's a whole family thing. Why don't you come join?

  Linda Lee : Yeah. Yeah.

  Barbara Gordon : Yeah, yeah. Cool beans. Sisters.

• Natasha Luthor : You, I can smell your fuckin' rotten ham wallet from all the way over here. What's your name?

  Linda Lee : Linda Lee.

  Natasha Luthor : Ohh, that's really cute. Do you like to suck a lot of dick, Linda Lee?

• Barbara Gordon : Where are you from anyways?

  Linda Lee : You've probably never heard of it. Argo City?

  Barbara Gordon : Where's that? New Jersey or something?

  Linda Lee : Yeah, it's in New Jersey.

  Barbara Gordon : I've never been there, but it looks really scary on TV.

• Barbara Gordon : I didn't want to be in your fuckin' sorority anyways, you fucking bitch.

  Supergirl : I'm... I'm sorry. I know I'm the one that's supposed to save *you*. I'm just really new to all this.

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, no worries. Don't sweat it. That's what *roomies* are for.

  Linda Lee : Crap. Is it that obvious?

  Barbara Gordon : It's a pretty shitty wig.

  Linda Lee : Well, maybe if I add some glasses to it people won't notice.

  Barbara Gordon : Really. Who ya gonna fool with that?

• [last lines] 

  Superman : So, you've been on Earth now for a week, and you've already foiled your first criminal mastermind. Not too bad.

  Lois Lane : If you ask me, that bitch was just jealous, anyway.

  Supergirl : Thanks guys. I think I can get used to being a human.

  Superman : Lois, what do you think? You think she's ready?

  Lois Lane : Well, she's tangled with a Luthor in her first week on Earth, I think she's ready.

  Superman : Great, I do, too. In fact, I think I may have some friends I want you to meet. Some Super-Friends.