How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Field Trip (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!

  Ted Mosby : [Protesting]  Barney these are eighteen-year-olds!

  Barney Stinson : Ted, these are *eighteen-year-olds*!

• Barney Stinson : [to Kevin]  So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.

• Barney Stinson : [Barney tries to call Nora on her actual age]  I know you're old, and I've been struggling with it, but when I look at you, and I don't care, because I really like you... and because for 37, you're keeping it really tight!

  Nora : You think I'm 37?

  Barney Stinson : If you were actually 29, then you would have been a little kid the first time you saw the Ewoks, and you would have loved them!

  Nora : Barney, I never saw any of the Star Wars movies until last year.

  Barney Stinson : You... you're 29?

  [embraces Nora] 

  Barney Stinson : You still have one good year left!

  Nora : [Surprised]  What?

  Barney Stinson : Nothing...

  [kisses Nora]