- [Both Andre and Tori are drinking cocoa]
- Andre Harris: This cocoa is good.
- Tori Vega: It's from Belguim.
- [Tori is in character as Jade]
- Tori Vega: What are you doing in my house?
- [Andre is confused]
- Andre Harris: What in the name of gravy?
- Tori Vega: OK, here's an idea: Either say something intelligent or shut your face.
- Cat Valentine: Hi.
- Beck Oliver: Hi.
- Cat Valentine: I'm wearing Jupiter boots.
- Beck Oliver: Any reason?
- Cat Valentine: So, I can be bouncy.
- [Tori is in character as Jade]
- Andre Harris: So, Jade?
- Tori Vega: What?
- Andre Harris: You want to go to a movie?
- Tori Vega: Sure. Let's go see Death of a Kitten.
- Andre Harris: Or maybe we should go out for a hamburger.
- Tori Vega: Beef makes me puke.
- Andre Harris: Dang, girl.
- Tori Vega: Maybe you are in love with Jade.
- Andre Harris: Shh, don't say that.
- Tori Vega: But what if you are?
- Andre Harris: I am.
- Tori Vega: You are?
- Andre Harris: No, stop it. Argh!
- [Andre tries to run off, but bumps into Robbie]
- Robbie Shapiro: Sorry.
- Andre Harris: I can't talk about it!
- [Andre runs off]
- [to Tori]
- Rex: Run, woman.
- [Repeated line]
- [Cat laughs]
- [Andre and Robbie walk up to Tori]
- Andre Harris: Hey, Tori.
- Robbie Shapiro: Yo, yo, yo.
- Rex: Afternoon.
- [Tori is in character as Jade. Tori's father enters the house]
- David Vega: Tori. Tori, have you seen my glasses?
- Tori Vega: Uh, I'm not your little find-it girl, all right? So, if you lost your glasses, then maybe you should lock yourself in the basement and cry about it.
- David Vega: Dang, girl.
- [Tori's father walks off]