The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Rhinitis Revelation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Mary Cooper : You think maybe the reason why you're having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you're letting 'em ride the roller coaster without buying the ticket?

  Penny : Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to "spin the teacups".

• Penny : Oh, Mrs. Cooper, it smells so good.

  Mary Cooper : You take notes, darling. The real way to get a man is with melted cheese and cream of mushroom soup; he'll die at 50, but his love will be true.

• Mary Cooper : Lord, Mary Cooper here coming to you from "Gomorrah", California. I want to thank you for the blessing that is my little Shelly. I also want to thank you for the continued strength not to coldcock him with my Bible. Alright, Penny, your turn.

  Penny : Okay, um, hey God, what's up? Um, I'm good, but it would be a big help to my family if you could get my brother to stop cooking meth. But no cops. Be cool.

  Mary Cooper : She also goes a little overboard on the 'Love thy Neighbor'. You could probably use that chat you had with Mary Magdalene. Leonard, you're up. Wasserman, you're on deck.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, I don't know, it's probably a little late to ask you to make me taller.

• Penny : Now, I'm going out tonight; would it be crazy to ask you to look at the outfit I'm gonna wear?

  Mary Cooper : Oh, not crazy at all, and don't beat yourself up. When I was your age you could have me for a car ride and a bottle of strawberry wine.

  Sheldon Cooper : [to himself]  That will not be in this week's email blast.

• Penny : That top has paid for itself in free drinks like ten times what it cost.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, Penny has a lot of her money tied up in promiscuity futures.