Steve Jobs (2015)
Katherine Waterston: Chrisann Brennan
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Quotes
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Chrisann Brennan : What's the matter with you?
Steve Jobs : What's the matter with *you*? Why are you telling her these things? Why are you still telling her I'm her father?
Chrisann Brennan : A judge told her you're her father...
Steve Jobs : No, he didn't.
Chrisann Brennan : And where the hell do you get off telling "Time Magazine" that I've slept with 28% of the men in America.
Steve Jobs : That's not remotely...
Chrisann Brennan : Where do you get off?
Steve Jobs : That's not remotely what I said.
Chrisann Brennan : [picks up the magazine] It's right here.
Steve Jobs : First of all, can I tell you something about "Time Magazine"? I believe it's a training facility for paid assassins.
Chrisann Brennan : "Jobs insists," -- I'm quoting.
Steve Jobs : I didn't invent math.
Chrisann Brennan : "'28% of the male population of the United States could be the father.'"
Steve Jobs : I wasn't saying you've slept with 28% of American men, I was using an algorithm based on the blood test which said there was a 94.1% chance that I'm the father.
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Chrisann Brennan : Things don't become so because you say so.
Steve Jobs : There'll be more money in your account by the end of business.
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Chrisann Brennan : Your daughter and her mother are on *welfare* while you're worth 441 million dollars for making that.
Steve Jobs : I'm proud to say Apple donates computers to underfunded schools and we'll be doing more of the same with the Mac...
Chrisann Brennan : [interrupts] What?
Steve Jobs : [repeats loudly] Apple donates millions of dollars' worth of computers to schools.
Chrisann Brennan : [dismayed] What does that have to do with...
[trails off]
Steve Jobs : Imagine an underprivileged kid that has their favorite teacher with them 24 hours. We're minutes away from being able to do that.
Chrisann Brennan : In your head, was that an answer to my question?
Steve Jobs : Tell me the question again.
