Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)

Leraldo Anzaldua: Ratzass

Quotes 

• Trig : If she is in the engine room, then I'm gonna hunt her down.

  Bugspray : I'll back you up.

  Trig : No, you stay. Besides, you'll never fit through here.

  [Crawls into the air duct] 

  Bugspray : You're not gonna stop her?

  Ice Blonde : She's a big girl. She know what she's doing.

  Ratzass : Do we?

• Chase : So, what the hell happened to you guys down there?

  Ratzass : We were right on top of a motherfucking any hill. Varro saved our ass. Then that ESP prick, Jenkins, sent us on a death run. Straight into a goddamn hive. But you didn't hear that shit from me.

  Chase : Uh, I'm sorry, you say something?

• Ratzass : [Entering into the locker room, seeing Ice Blonde naked, whispers]  Heh. Check it out.

  Ice Blonde : What's the matter? You never a saw a flanker without her armor before?

  Bugspray : Yeah. But they usually look like Ratzass.

  Ice Blonde : Ratzass?

  Ratzass : Heh. That's what they call me.

  Bugspray : Because you don't give a rat's ass about anything.

  Ice Blonde : What a surprise.

  Ratzass : Hey, you want me to show you to the shower? I could wash your back.

  Ice Blonde : [Turning to face Ratzass]  You don't wanna wash my front?

  [Pushes Ratzass up against the lockers, unimpressed] 

  Ice Blonde : Hmm.

  [Walk away] 

  Bugspray : [laughs] 

  Ratzass : Shh. Shut up.

• Ratzass : [after watching Chow perform a Kata]  Hey , newb! Dance class is down the hall.

  Chow : No, it's right here. Care to dance?

  Ratzass : Heh. This ring, is for fighting.

  Chow : Humor me.

  Ratzass : What's your name?

  Chow : Chow.

  Ratzass : Well, Chow, I don't usually dance with guys, but in your case, heh, I'll make an exception.

  Mech : Who's your money on?

  Chase : Ratzass is bigger. Not much upstairs.

  Mech : Whatever, dude. Ratzass gets in one good solid hit and Chow's going down.

  Chase : Shit, if he can ever land a punch. Chow's fast, man.

  Ice Blonde : [Entering the ring, her torso covered in a towel]  Alright, fighters, to your corners.

  Ratzass : You back out now, I won't think any less of you.

  Ice Blonde : When I ring the bell, come out fighting.

  Ratzass : They're gonna miss you when you're gone.

  Chase : [as they watch the fight, Ratzass losing badly]  Good thing there's not much upstairs. Don't have to worry about brain damage.

  Mech : Hey, damage this.

  [Flips Chase off] 

  Ice Blonde : [Lifts her towel, flashing Ratzass]  Hey.

  Chase : [Watching as Ratzass knocks Chow to the ground before falling over himself]  Did you see that?

  Chow : [Weakly]  Didn't know you had it in you.

  Ratzass : [Weakly]  Flash of inspiration.

• Ratzass : It'd be too bad if a stray shot hit Jenkins.

  Bugspray : Look, I know you're pissed but don't even think shit like that. They threw Hero into the brig. You or me, Holyman or Kharon, what do you think they'd do to grunts like us? They'd shove us out of a goddamn airlock.

  Ratzass : So I gotta watch my ass?

  Bugspray : Yeah. But if you're not gonna do that, at least watch mine.

  [Trig walks past and winks] 

  Ratzass : Oh! Oh, man, fuck you!

  [Whispers] 

  Ratzass : Can't believe I'm the only one not getting laid around here.

• Chase : [Seeing the carnage of the John A. Warden]  Fucking bloodbath. Team Two Scout, I've got dead troopers and bugs.

  Ratzass : Holy shit.

  Ratzass : Amen. Why'd they all die here?

  Hero : Focus on the mission, troopers.

• Carmen Ibanez : Listen up, everybody. We head to the bridge now.

  Ratzass : Since when is she giving the orders?

  Hero : Since we boarded her ship.

  Ratzass : Just asking.

• Carmen Ibanez : How did the cannons fire? And why target our own ship?

  Hero : Jenkins tried to warn us.

  Carmen Ibanez : Carl is alive?

  Hero : Locked himself in a bug cage.

  Carmen Ibanez : And you're just now telling me this?

  Hero : Look, captain, if you're ready for a full debriefing, I'm all for it.

  Bugspray : Hero.

  Hero : Jenkins found a queen on Fort Casey. He ordered us to capture it alive.

  Carmen Ibanez : What the...?

  Ratzass : Tell her the rest, major.

  Carmen Ibanez : Yes, major. Tell me the rest of it.

  Hero : I knew trying to take the queen would result in heavy casualties. I wasn't gonna sacrifice my men for a bug hunt.

  Carmen Ibanez : So that's why he had you arrested. But he got the queen after all. Wait a minute. How the hell can a bug control a starship?

  Hero : You're gonna have to ask Jenkins that.

• Ratzass : What the hell are you doing?

  Holyman : Praying.

  Carmen Ibanez : Well, keep it up. We're gonna need all the help we can get.

• Ratzass : I thought the good guys and the hot girls always survived in the end.

  Ice Blonde : No, not all of them.

  Mech : Here's to the dead.

  Ratzass , Ice Blonde , Mech : And to the next man to die.