- Beavis: [commenting on "True Life: I Am A Porn Addict"] What's this guy gonna do?
- Butt-head: Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn...
- Butt-head: Porn porn porn glasses. Porn porn porn get in car. Porn porn porn porn porn.
- Beavis: Porn porn porn go visit my dad. Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn... oh there's my sisters... porn porn porn porn...
- Butt-head: This guy watches so much porn he's starting to look like a giant schlong.
- Coach Buzzcut: You will climb the rope, touch the ceiling and descend all within 30 seconds. Are there any questions?
- Butt-head: Ahh. I got a question. What happens if Beavis starts crying?
- Beavis: [angrily] I was not crying! I was not crying! I'm gonna kick your ass butt-hole.
- Butt-head: You were crying.
- Coach Buzzcut: [Begins to restrain Beavis] Beavis, you will kick the crap out of Butt-Head on your own time!
- Butt-head: Don't yell at him too hard.
- Beavis: Let me at him!
- Butt-head: He might start crying.
- [laughing]
- Beavis: Let me go, I'm gonna kill you! Dammit!
- Butt-head: He comes the waterworks. It's okay Beavis. It's okay to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.
- [laughs]
- Butt-head: You wuss!
- Beavis: Ahh! I was not crying!