- Margot Stokes: Hey, football isn't all you've got. You are excellent at eating hot dogs. And you've got a shoebox full of Pokémon cards that you really should've gotten rid of by now. And when you sing in the shower, you are not afraid to let the entire neighborhood know that you are tone deaf.
- Margot Stokes: You mean you want me to help you cheat?
- Isaiah Howard: I mean, you can call it whatever you want.
- Margot Stokes: I just did.
- Allison: Everyone normally shows up an hour late. They usually all know that.
- Margot Stokes: Um, sorry if it wasn't more clear on your invite.
- Allison: Is that politeness or condescension?
- Margot Stokes: Hmm. Punctuality isn't weird. You guys are the weird ones. I'm the normal one. Being on time is cool.
- Nathan Bratt: Hey, everyone! Hi, hi. Can anyone guess my costume? This year I decided to go as, uh, the owner of this house, which is currently being trashed by a bunch of teens. Yeah. So it's time to leave, okay? Before I call the cops.