Modern Family (TV Series)
Punkin Chunkin (2011)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
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Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : So Kenneth became a gajillionaire by asking himself 'What would Phil do'?
Phil Dunphy : He sure did!
[Rearranges centerpiece]
Phil Dunphy : Where did that come from? Right?
Luke Dunphy : But you're *you*. Why aren't *we* gajillionaires? Why don't *you* do what Phil would do?
Phil Dunphy : Um...
Claire Dunphy : [Enters] Phil, why didn't you just put the extras leaves in the table?
Phil Dunphy : Trying to have some fun, be creative!
Claire Dunphy : One long table, honey. If it was good enough for the Last Supper, it's good enough for us.
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Phil Dunphy : Hey friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.
Luke Dunphy : The stress from my job at the Robot Assassin Factory is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.
Phil Dunphy : Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. The real HeadScratcher features 32 patent pending 'nogginizers' that gently massage your scalp in a soothing purr of motorized delight.
Luke Dunphy : Ahhhh. It feels great, and it looks good too. It's a real life saver.
Phil Dunphy : You mean, a real Head Scratcher?
Phil Dunphy , Luke Dunphy : Hahahahahahhaha.
Phil Dunphy : TM.