- Tallahassee: We are cursed! We... are... cursed! We're cursed! It's like we picked up Bobby Brady's ass-reaming Tiki and it's just tipping us over, and just ramming us in the...
- [to Little Rock]
- Tallahassee: Please don't ask me who Bobby Brady is, or I'll lose my shit more than I lost it a second ago, okay?
- Tallahassee: There's nothing more romantic then an old couple dying within minutes of one another.
- Columbus: Yeah, that's because you smashed their heads in with a fireplace poker.
- Little Rock: This is really, really fucked up.
- Tallahassee: Hey-ho! Language. But you're right. It is.