How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Disaster Averted (2011)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : [Ted tries to convince the gang to leave New York ahead of Hurricane Irene] Guys, luckily you're friends with a former Boy Scout, who is always...
Robin Scherbatsky : Unpopular.
Lily Aldrin : Beaten up.
Barney Stinson : Going to movies with his mom.
Ted Mosby : ...A Boy Scout is always prepared...
Robin Scherbatsky : Prepared to spend lunch in his locker.
Marshall Eriksen : Prepared to die a virgin.
Barney Stinson : Prepared to paint his sister's nails...
Ted Mosby : ...Prepared for emergencies. That's why a week ago, when Irene was a tropical depression...
Robin Scherbatsky : You're a tropical depression.
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Maya : If she's
[Referring to Lily]
Maya : going, then I'm not going!
Ted Mosby : Lily, you're staying. Let's go!
Marshall Eriksen : If Lily's staying, then I'm staying!
Lily Aldrin : Then I'm going!
Marshall Eriksen : Then I'm going!
Barney Stinson : You can't go Marshall 'cause I'm going!
Robin Scherbatsky : If Barney's going, then I'm not going!
Marshall Eriksen : Then I can go!
Lily Aldrin : Then I'm staying!
Marshall Eriksen : Then I'm staying!
Lily Aldrin : Then I'm going!
Maya : Then I'm not going!
Ted Mosby : You know what? I'm GOING!
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Narrator : Kids, you haven't truly lived until somewhere, somebody puts a sign up because of something you did. For instance...
Kevin : [At MacLaren's] You guys seen that sign out front that says "Absolutely no boogie boarding"
[gang uh-huh knowledgeably]
Kevin : What's that all about?
Ted Mosby : Oh, that's a great story, you got time for it?
Kevin : [Checks his watch] Well, I'm supposed to go to my mom's birthday party, so please make it as long as you can.
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Marshall Eriksen : [about Barney] I just wanna slap him so bad. But that tie is so stupid. But the slap would feel so good. But he hates that tie so much
Kevin : Perhaps I can help. Marshall, ask yourself this question: why today? He hasn't said anything about that tie for weeks; yet suddenly, today, he can't wear it another second? No, there's a reason.
[to Barney]
Kevin : You've got something coming up; something where you're on display, vulnerable, exposed. It's not work related, no, this is relationship stuff; you're trying to impress someone. In the lie you told you said you were being chased by two goons, so it's two people; a couple, perhaps? You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow!
Barney Stinson : WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. It's in two days and I really want them to like me!
Ted Mosby : Oh-ho, therapisted
[High fives Kevin]
Ted Mosby : . Shrinked? Shrunk? We'll figure it out.