Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Smallest Park (2011)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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April Ludgate : That class was awesome.
Ron Swanson : I wholeheartedly agree. If that woman weren't so violently opposed to marriage, I think I would propose to her.
Andy Dwyer : Well then it's decided: Andy Dwyer will be taking Women's Lasers.
April Ludgate : Women's Studies.
Andy Dwyer : Sorry! God, I cannot stop thinking about lasers. Women's Studies... is there such a thing as Women's Lasers? That'd be my number one pick.
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Ron Swanson : I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all of my coworkers, he is one of a small number I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go, getting all sappy.