- Chuck Bartowski: [Like a star-struck fan] Hi, Bo Derek. I'm Chuck. My name is Chuck. Really big, big fan. Just loved "10" so, so much!
- Morgan Grimes: We really do!
- Bo Derek: Yeah, I know what you did with that poster.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh, no, no, no. I - I wouldn't... no, no, no!
- Sarah Walker: Ew!
- Chuck Bartowski: [Very sheepishly] Not that I didn't love the poster as a boy...
- [Recovering]
- Chuck Bartowski: How do you know my friend here?
- [pointing to Morgan]
- Bo Derek: I don't like to kiss and tell, but your friend rocked my world one magical night in November.
- Morgan Grimes: [In unison with Chuck, who says it doubtingly, Morgan saying it surprisingly] Seriously?
- Sarah Walker: Seriously?
- John Casey: Seriously?
- Morgan Grimes: How you doing, Big Mike?
- Big Mike: Always a beautiful day in here.
- Morgan Grimes: You really love it here, don't you?
- Big Mike: Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.
- Morgan Grimes: You might want to rethink that one, actually.
- Morgan Grimes: [On a video message to Chuck] If this guy catches up to me, I want you to know something. I know that you love me. Tell the world of my glory.
- Big Mike: We're already halfway to Vegas... Bologna's doing some Native American feelings workshop about her period all weekend.
- Lester Patel: What are you saying...?
- Big Mike: Vegas, baby!