Tammy (2014)

Melissa McCarthy: Tammy

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Quotes 

• Tammy : That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.

  Keith Morgan : I can promise you that's 110% bird.

  Tammy : Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!

• Keith Morgan : Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?

  Tammy : Sucking dick and kissing ass?

• Pearl : I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

  Tammy : On his bike?

  Pearl : That's Lance.

  Tammy : It's - I don't care which brother it is.

• Tammy : What's Brookview?

  Pearl : An old folks home; like a prison for old people.

• Tammy : Hey, don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit!

• Tammy : [angrily]  I do blame you. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night and letting me sleep outside like a dog. I blame you 'cause you're already on your second bloody Mary. It's not even 10:00 A.M.

  Pearl : This is vegetables.

  Tammy : [voice breaks]  I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.

  Pearl : Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.

  Tammy : It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

• Tammy : And I'm suing you, bitch!

  Missi : For what?

  Tammy : You... for being an asshole! That's what I'm suing you for.

• Tammy : Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.

  Pearl : Oh, Tammy.

  Tammy : No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.