Modern Family (TV Series)

Lifetime Supply (2012)

Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

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• Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'm not gonna let Manny take off with Javier by himself. Once, when Manny was six, Javier took him to the petting zoo. Which later, I found out that was the name of the stripper club. A real petting zoo would have been cleaner.

• Haley Dunphy : Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That's the problem with Americans! They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours!

  Walt Kleezak : Win a war sometime; then we'll start talking like you.