The Simpsons (TV Series)

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : All I want is what everyone wants: preferential treatment.

• Homer Simpson : You can check my carry-on, but you can't check my spirit! And why is there moisture between the windows? And don't wake me up to land! Just LAND!

• Homer Simpson : Marge, I'm off to meet the Republican Party to select their new candidate. If there's sandwiches, do you want me to bring some?

• Homer Simpson : Hello, I'm Homer Simpson. I'm not just another blowhard. I say the things you think but are afraid to say. But not racist things!

• Bart Simpson : From now on, if someone asks, I'll say you are my father.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, son. Now I regret bad-mouthing you to that girl you like.

• Homer Simpson : My fellow Americans, I am full of crap.

  Lisa Simpson : I knew you were, dad. I always knew.