Dave's Old Porn (TV Series)

Belladonna/Bobbi Starr/Kristina Rose (2011)

Dave Attell: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Dave Attell : [referring to John Holmes]  It's not really a penis, it's an event.

• Dave Attell : There's nothing better than a foreign cum face, 'cause you know, it's backed up with health care. He's like: 'Ah! I have no worries, I can go to the doctor, I'm fine'.

• Kristina Rose : She's got some DSL for sure.

  Dave Attell : Wha- what's that?

  Kristina Rose : Dick Sucking Lips.

  Dave Attell : Oh, ok.

• Dave Attell : [watching a reverse piledriver]  It looks like he's trying to find his keys in her asshole.

• Dave Attell : Yeah, that's a Rusty Trombone with a side order of... what?

  Kristina Rose : A side order of...

  [thinks for a moment] 

  Kristina Rose : ... awesome!