The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Speckerman Recurrence (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Do you want to hear something weird?

  Penny : Sure.

  Sheldon Cooper : In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What are you talking about?

  Sheldon Cooper : You asked Penny if she wanted to hear something weird.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, because I have something weird to tell her.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh. I thought it was a game.

• Sheldon Cooper : You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge your other testicle up there.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I told you, that was a different guy.

  Penny : Mm, that's too bad. Could've spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.

• Penny : Did Sheldon change the wi-fi password again?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. It's "pennyalreadyeatsourfoodshecanpayforwifi". No spaces.

• Sheldon Cooper : Okay, Penny, if it were a game, here are your choices: an email from an old acquaintance or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam-dunking to Sweet Georgia Brown. Pick.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Just do it because he's not gonna let it go.

  Penny : Basketball Pope.

  Sheldon Cooper : And that's how it's done.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Honey, it doesn't matter what you did in the past. You're a good person now.

  Penny : That's easy for you to say. You weren't just called a bu-bu-bu-bitch.

• Penny : I feel just like Mother Teresa, except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think Mother Teresa would have washed the clothes first.

  Penny : Yeah, well, I bet her laundry room wasn't down five flights of stairs.