The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Speckerman Recurrence (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Do you want to hear something weird?
Penny : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter.
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you talking about?
Sheldon Cooper : You asked Penny if she wanted to hear something weird.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, because I have something weird to tell her.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. I thought it was a game.
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge your other testicle up there.
Leonard Hofstadter : I told you, that was a different guy.
Penny : Mm, that's too bad. Could've spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.
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Penny : Did Sheldon change the wi-fi password again?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. It's "pennyalreadyeatsourfoodshecanpayforwifi". No spaces.
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Sheldon Cooper : [while they run] You did it, Leonard! You stood up to your bully!
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I feel pretty good about myself. You think we can outrun him?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't need to outrun him. I just need to outrun you!
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Sheldon Cooper : Okay, Penny, if it were a game, here are your choices: an email from an old acquaintance or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam-dunking to Sweet Georgia Brown. Pick.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just do it because he's not gonna let it go.
Penny : Basketball Pope.
Sheldon Cooper : And that's how it's done.
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Sheldon Cooper : Is this the fella who peed in your Hawaiian punch?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, that was a different guy.
Sheldon Cooper : Was this the guy who wedgied you so hard your testicle reascended and you spent the whole Christmas break waiting for it to come back down?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, that was a different-different guy.
Sheldon Cooper : Was he the one who used your head to open a nut?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, oh, oh! Was he the one who made you eat your arm hair?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, that... Actually, that was this guy's sister.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, we're here to support you, man.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, you're not. You're here to see if he can pull my underwear over my head.
Howard Wolowitz : You wore underwear? You fool!
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Sheldon Cooper : What my spineless friend lacks the courage to say is you're a terrible person who took advantage of his tiny size, his uncoordinated nature, and his congenital lack of masculinity.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon...
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, I platonically love you, man, but face it, you're a mess.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm not going to say I told you so, but we could have killed him.
Leonard Hofstadter : I might kill him right now.
Sheldon Cooper : The Dark Knight has your back. He's scared, but he has your back.
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Leonard Hofstadter : God Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign to my mouth every time I speak?
Sheldon Cooper : You have a sarcasm sign?