The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Speckerman Recurrence (2011)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Honey, it doesn't matter what you did in the past. You're a good person now.

  Penny : That's easy for you to say. You weren't just called a bu-bu-bu-bitch.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't think I can meet the girl who was always mean to me, Tammy Bodnick. One time while I was in gym class she stole all my clothes and left an elf costume in my locker. The worst part was, it was too big.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's nothing. In ninth grade, the girls put Rogaine in my hand lotion. Within six months, the nicknames began to fly. I think the one that hurt the most was Gorilla Fingers Fowler.

• Penny : I feel just like Mother Teresa, except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think Mother Teresa would have washed the clothes first.

  Penny : Yeah, well, I bet her laundry room wasn't down five flights of stairs.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you say to hiding a recording device in your ample bosom?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't want anything in my ample bosom.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Come on, strawberries, take one for the team.