Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Copy Machine/Holding (2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut

Quotes 

• Beavis : I wonder what my butt looks like with all those stitches.

  Butt-Head : Huh-huh. Probably looks like a baseball.

• Porn Director : I love crank, especially chasin' that white dragon. What exactly you guys holdin'? Break it out.

  Butt-Head : Uh, you want to see my crank?

  Beavis : Um, heh. Yeah, um, I don't show my white dragon to dudes. Yeah, heh-heh. Sorry.

  Butt-Head : Uh... You've never shown it to chicks either, dumbass.

  Beavis : Oh, yeah, yeah. But I don't show it to dudes on purpose. See what I'm sayin'? Not even in the gym.

• Butt-head : [commenting on a segment from "True Life: I Have A Foot Fetish"]  I guess that's his job - he goes down to the Red Robin and growls.

  Beavis : [death metal style growl]  Kramer, party of three, your table is ready!

• Beavis : Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt.

  Butt-head : Hey Beavis... you should, like, copy your butt.

• Beavis : Wait, there's a law of intelligence?

  Butt-Head : Uh, yeah... you'd better hire a lawyer, Beavis.

• Beavis : I'm ready for my close-up... of my butt.