House M.D. (TV Series)

Body and Soul (2012)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : [to Dominika]  You're a dead-eye shot and enjoy reading quantum physics on the crapper?

  Dominika House : I read in bathtub.

  Dr. Gregory House : Better image. Thank you.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [to House when the patient's mother wants her father-in-law to perform an exorcism]  Why not? As long as he doesn't feed the kid anything or put anything on his skin that we haven't verified is harmless, what's the problem?

  Dr. Gregory House : I agree. And since we're establishing a new policy of "What the hell, we'll try anything," I'd like to hire Shakira to belly dance while singing "Waka Waka."

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson]  Adams defied me. There's one more zealot in the world.

  [sits on his couch] 

  Dr. Gregory House : And Dominika moved out. She was fun. She was hot. She fixed my blender. That is not a metaphor. You know any good fake divorce lawyers? I am surprisingly depressed by this.

  Dr. James Wilson : I have cancer.

  Dr. Gregory House : You were a little short with me the other day. You do need an excuse. Cancer may be overplaying it.

  Dr. James Wilson : Stage II thymoma. I didn't want to tell you until I had it confirmed. I got the tests back this morning. I have cancer, House.

• Dr. Gregory House : [when he walks in on Wilson doing a breast exam on a patient]  Relax, I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.

• Dr. Chris Taub : [to House about the patient]  He's stable, but we've obviously got a second symptom.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, yeah, yeah, kid in V-tach. Tell me about the luau in his bedroom.

  Dr. Chi Park : It's a traditional Hmong ceremony that's supposed to call back the kid's soul.

  Dr. Gregory House : Hasn't he heard of Star-69?

• Dominika House : [to House]  When you invite me for dinner, I thought maybe you take me to a restaurant or have plates.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, sorry. Idiot delivery guy forgot them.

  Dominika House : Mm... The idiot delivery guy or the idiot guy whose food you stole from lounge refrigerator, huh?

  Dr. Gregory House : You've gotten to know me pretty well.

• Dr. Robert Chase : Seizure rules out Hashimoto's.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Yeah, that's the issue, not that we have no rational explanation for how the patient spoke a language he's never even heard.

  Dr. Gregory House : I've got one. "Dang tong lee twah." It means "you're a bunch of pathetic idiots" in Hmong.

• Dr. Gregory House : People who live in glass hospitals should not throw exorcisms.

• Dr. Gregory House : I had sex with Dominika.

  Dr. James Wilson : In a dream?

  Dr. Gregory House : It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.