Victorious (TV Series)
A Christmas Tori (2011)
Avan Jogia: Beck Oliver
Quotes
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Mr. Sikowitz : Andre, why the sour puss?
Rex : Yeah, why the sour puss?
Andre Harris : I don't really want to talk about it.
Tori Vega : Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega : And it was a really great song.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega : But his teacher gave him...
Andre Harris : Don't say it out loud!
Tori Vega : OK.
Andre Harris : A D! Argh, I said it out loud.
Mr. Sikowitz : A D?
Andre Harris : I've always gotten As in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade West : Happened to me in eighth grade.
[Robbie and Cat laugh]
Mr. Sikowitz : Well, I'm sorry, Andre. Now, yo!
[Sikowitz wakes Beck up, who startles]
Mr. Sikowitz : Why Becky so sleepy?
Beck Oliver : There's a stupid cricket in my RV. So I can't sleep because it chirps all night long.
Jade West : So just call one of those bug murderers.
Tori Vega : Uh, they're called exterminators.
Jade West : Yeah, why sugarcoat it?
[Sinjin enters the classroom]
Sinjin Van Cleef : Hey, Sikowitz.
Mr. Sikowitz : Yes, what is it, boy?
Sinjin Van Cleef : I have your Hollywood Arts Secret Santa assignment.
Mr. Sikowitz : Ooh, who am I buying a gift for this year?
[Sikowitz inspects the pad]
Mr. Sikowitz : Courtney Van Cleef? Oh no, that kid's a freaky little weirdo.
Sinjin Van Cleef : She's my sister.
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[after Beck opens his Secret Santa gift from Andre]
Beck Oliver : You bought me a cricket?
Andre Harris : Nope, I caught you a cricket. That's the one that's been living in you trailer keeping you up every night.
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Jade West : Stop bouncing!
Beck Oliver : I can't help it!
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[to Tori]
Jade West : Two words.
Beck Oliver : I bet they won't be helpful.
Jade West : Your problem.
Beck Oliver : I was right.
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[Robbie is at his locker. Beck appears from around the corner. Beck gently knocks on the corner three times]
Beck Oliver : Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
[Robbie closes his locker]
Robbie Shapiro : Hey, Beck.
Beck Oliver : Let's talk Secret Santa.
[Beck smiles]
Robbie Shapiro : You're my Secret Santa?
[Beck nods and smiles]
Beck Oliver : Merry Christmas, Rob.
[Beck signals to someone behind him to come forward. A young female appears from around the corner smiling]
Robbie Shapiro : You bought me a girl?
[Robbie claps twice]
Robbie Shapiro : Hoo-hoo.
Beck Oliver : No. No. You know how you always talk about that bully, the one who used to beat you up when you were seven?
Robbie Shapiro : Yeah. Christy Vicaris. Man, I hated that beefy little witch and her mean face.
Beck Oliver : And you always say you'd kill for just one chance to tell her off.
Robbie Shapiro : Yeah.
Beck Oliver : Robbie.
[about the young female]
Beck Oliver : Christy Vicaris.
[Christy smiles. To Beck]
Robbie Shapiro : You found her?
[to Christy]
Robbie Shapiro : You're Christy?
Kristy Vakaris : So you want to tell me off?
Robbie Shapiro : Well, I did. But now you're hot.
[Christy smiles. To Robbie and Christy]
Beck Oliver : Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew and talk things over.
Robbie Shapiro : Oh, I'm not paying three dollars for a cup of coffee.
[Beck takes out money from his pocket and gives it to Robbie]
Robbie Shapiro : Ooh, this'll buy coffee and scawns.
Beck Oliver : Scones.
Robbie Shapiro : Maybe in Canada.
[Robbie and Christy walk off holding hands. Beck smiles]
Beck Oliver : Merry Christmas, Rob.
[to Robbie]
Kristy Vakaris : Ew, your hand is sweaty.
Robbie Shapiro : I know.
[Robbie rubs his hand on Christy's back]