- Mr. Sikowitz: Andre, why the sour puss?
- Rex: Yeah, why the sour puss?
- Andre Harris: I don't really want to talk about it.
- Tori Vega: Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class.
- [Andre moans]
- Tori Vega: And it was a really great song.
- [Andre moans]
- Tori Vega: But his teacher gave him...
- Andre Harris: Don't say it out loud!
- Tori Vega: OK.
- Andre Harris: A D! Argh, I said it out loud.
- Mr. Sikowitz: A D?
- Andre Harris: I've always gotten As in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?
- Jade West: Happened to me in eighth grade.
- [Robbie and Cat laugh]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Well, I'm sorry, Andre. Now, yo!
- [Sikowitz wakes Beck up, who startles]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Why Becky so sleepy?
- Beck Oliver: There's a stupid cricket in my RV. So I can't sleep because it chirps all night long.
- Jade West: So just call one of those bug murderers.
- Tori Vega: Uh, they're called exterminators.
- Jade West: Yeah, why sugarcoat it?
- [Sinjin enters the classroom]
- Sinjin Van Cleef: Hey, Sikowitz.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Yes, what is it, boy?
- Sinjin Van Cleef: I have your Hollywood Arts Secret Santa assignment.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Ooh, who am I buying a gift for this year?
- [Sikowitz inspects the pad]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Courtney Van Cleef? Oh no, that kid's a freaky little weirdo.
- Sinjin Van Cleef: She's my sister.
- Tori Vega: And when the gift-giving was over, Sikowitz realized that all the children gave each other wonderfully creative Christmas presents, and that his gift, a used cricket, to an awkward young girl, was truly the worst Christmas present of all. And so, on that Christmas Eve... he yodeled with crazy strangers.
- [after Beck opens his Secret Santa gift from Andre]
- Beck Oliver: You bought me a cricket?
- Andre Harris: Nope, I caught you a cricket. That's the one that's been living in you trailer keeping you up every night.
- [after the performance of Andre's song in front of a crowd of students, who cheers and applauds]
- Tori Vega: Merry Christmas, Andre, from your Secret Santa.
- [the crowd of students cheers and applauds as Tori and Andre hug]
- Antoni: Alright. OK. Maybe I was wrong about your song.
- [the crowd of students agrees with Antoni]
- Tori Vega: So now you're going to change Andre's grade to...
- Antoni: Well...
- Tori Vega: Perhaps an A?
- Antoni: An A.
- [the crowd of students cheers and applauds. Andre and Antoni both hug each other. Andre hugs Tori, Jade, and Cat]
- [after Sikowitz gives his Secret Santa gift to Courtney which was the cricket that was in Beck's RV keeping him awake]
- Sinjin Van Cleef: What'd you get?
- Courtney Van Cleef: A cricket.
- Sinjin Van Cleef: That's hot.
- [to Tori]
- Jade West: Two words.
- Beck Oliver: I bet they won't be helpful.
- Jade West: Your problem.
- Beck Oliver: I was right.
- [Robbie is at his locker. Beck appears from around the corner. Beck gently knocks on the corner three times]
- Beck Oliver: Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
- [Robbie closes his locker]
- Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Beck.
- Beck Oliver: Let's talk Secret Santa.
- [Beck smiles]
- Robbie Shapiro: You're my Secret Santa?
- [Beck nods and smiles]
- Beck Oliver: Merry Christmas, Rob.
- [Beck signals to someone behind him to come forward. A young female appears from around the corner smiling]
- Robbie Shapiro: You bought me a girl?
- [Robbie claps twice]
- Robbie Shapiro: Hoo-hoo.
- Beck Oliver: No. No. You know how you always talk about that bully, the one who used to beat you up when you were seven?
- Robbie Shapiro: Yeah. Christy Vicaris. Man, I hated that beefy little witch and her mean face.
- Beck Oliver: And you always say you'd kill for just one chance to tell her off.
- Robbie Shapiro: Yeah.
- Beck Oliver: Robbie.
- [about the young female]
- Beck Oliver: Christy Vicaris.
- [Christy smiles. To Beck]
- Robbie Shapiro: You found her?
- [to Christy]
- Robbie Shapiro: You're Christy?
- Kristy Vakaris: So you want to tell me off?
- Robbie Shapiro: Well, I did. But now you're hot.
- [Christy smiles. To Robbie and Christy]
- Beck Oliver: Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew and talk things over.
- Robbie Shapiro: Oh, I'm not paying three dollars for a cup of coffee.
- [Beck takes out money from his pocket and gives it to Robbie]
- Robbie Shapiro: Ooh, this'll buy coffee and scawns.
- Beck Oliver: Scones.
- Robbie Shapiro: Maybe in Canada.
- [Robbie and Christy walk off holding hands. Beck smiles]
- Beck Oliver: Merry Christmas, Rob.
- [to Robbie]
- Kristy Vakaris: Ew, your hand is sweaty.
- Robbie Shapiro: I know.
- [Robbie rubs his hand on Christy's back]