- Butt-head: [commenting on a music video where the two band members are committing various crimes and acting cool about it] If their music didn't make you hate 'em, they're giving you plenty of other reasons.
- Beavis: [commenting on a segment from Jersey Shore in which the Situation is home alone and concocts a plan to feed the dog junk food so he poops everywhere] Whoa! That's the master plan? A better master plan would be for the Situation to poop on the floor, and then blame it on the dog!
- Butt-head: Whoa, Beavis, that's pretty good! You're like smarter than the Situation!
- Beavis: Really? Heh heh heh...
- Butt-head: [commenting on a Jersey Shore segment] Jesus died for their tans. Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh...