Resident Alien (TV Series)
Lone Wolf (2024)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
Quotes
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Asta Twelvetrees : Do you know what one of the best things is about being human?
Harry Vanderspeigle : The colon.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Do not bite my balls.
Asta Twelvetrees : There is 0% chance of that happening.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.
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Joseph Rainier : Just know I am watching you, and I will figure out what you are doing here.
Harry Vanderspeigle : And I will figure out what you are doing here.
Joseph Rainier : I'm here to figure out what you're doing here.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Then I just figured it out. I win.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Human babies cannot even live without help from others. It is probably a good thing because if human babies could kill, they would certainly do it.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : My earliest memory was gestating in my egg, alone. When I hatched, I was greeted by the mewling of hundreds of siblings. We all preferred solitude. So naturally, we set upon killing each other.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You'll kill yourself? You are such a good friend!
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Sahar : But I did clean the toilet with your toothbrush.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Well, the joke is on you because I will not pay you for your maid service!
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Harry Vanderspeigle : The human bladder is not considered full until it holds two cups of liquid. Or in this case, that local beer Joseph is drinking.
[Joseph unexpectedly goes to the restroom]
Harry Vanderspeigle : That was faster than expected. Maybe because that local beer is already like urine.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You are tracking Asta? You are doing what I was doing.
D'Arcy Bloom : It's only creepy if you do it.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : If you break it, you buy it.
D'Arcy Bloom : [she breaks it] That is way more pieces than I would have guessed.