- [Lynette greets her twin sons coming to visit, then notices they have luggage and figures out they want to move back in, so she barricades herself in the house]
- Preston Scavo: Please let us in, we're children of divorce.
- Lynette Scavo: Exactly. Go to your dad's.
- Preston Scavo: But we like you so much more.
- Lynette Scavo: Don't give me that!
- Porter Scavo: No, seriously... Dad has that stupid girlfriend.
- Preston Scavo: And he's been so unfair to you.
- Lynette Scavo: [letting them in] You had me at 'stupid girlfriend'.
- Gabrielle Solis: Here's your breakfast.
- Juanita Solis: Oooh! Toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out.