Psych (TV Series)

Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger (2012)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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• Shawn Spencer : Ah, it's like my dad here says all the time, please, help me with my pants for I can no longer control my bowels.

  Henry Spencer : I don't say that.

  Shawn Spencer : Come on up here.

  Henry Spencer : I don't want to.

  Shawn Spencer : Come on, bring me my envelope. It's gonna clear up all kinds of mysteries. Give it up, ladies. And that dude in the third row. How'd he get the invite? I didn't know there were gonna be any-My dad! My dad. He's almost always wrong.

  Henry Spencer : He cried at Benji: The Hunted.

  Shawn Spencer : It's because he was being hunted.

  Henry Spencer : He's afraid of racoons.

  Shawn Spencer : Because they're terrifying, and wear little masks.

• Shawn Spencer : If we've learned anything from F/X and F/X2, is that anything can be faked

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  Shawn Spencer : and Bryan Brown cannot carry a movie.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What about Full-Body Massage?

  Shawn Spencer : I think we both know why we rented that.

• Shawn Spencer : Yes, but life is easy, Gus, if you really want it to be.

• Shawn Spencer : Levers. Why'd it have to be levers?