- Shawn Spencer: Ah, it's like my dad here says all the time, please, help me with my pants for I can no longer control my bowels.
- Henry Spencer: I don't say that.
- Shawn Spencer: Come on up here.
- Henry Spencer: I don't want to.
- Shawn Spencer: Come on, bring me my envelope. It's gonna clear up all kinds of mysteries. Give it up, ladies. And that dude in the third row. How'd he get the invite? I didn't know there were gonna be any-My dad! My dad. He's almost always wrong.
- Henry Spencer: He cried at Benji: The Hunted.
- Shawn Spencer: It's because he was being hunted.
- Henry Spencer: He's afraid of racoons.
- Shawn Spencer: Because they're terrifying, and wear little masks.
- Shawn Spencer: If we've learned anything from F/X and F/X2, is that anything can be faked
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- Shawn Spencer: and Bryan Brown cannot carry a movie.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What about Full-Body Massage?
- Shawn Spencer: I think we both know why we rented that.