Victorious (TV Series)
Driving Tori Crazy (2012)
Elizabeth Gillies: Jade West
Quotes
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[the group is taking a lift on the party bus. To Cat]
Tori Vega : I told you not to tell anyone
Cat Valentine : .You did not make that clear.
[Tori sighs. Tori looks at the group. The group members smile back at Tori]
André Harris : Oh come on, Tori.
Rex : Don't be a grunch.
Tori Vega : OK. Actually, it is kind of fun having you guys on the party bus with me.
[Cat chuckles. To the group]
Jade West : Hey, have you guys checked out our bus driver?
[the group reply no and ask why while looking at the bus driver]
Jade West : Because I swear he looks exactly like Doctor Rhapsody.
Robbie Shapiro : That rapper from, like, the 1990s?
Jade West : Yes.
Beck Oliver : I-I- I think that is Doctor Rhapsody.
[to the bus driver]
Tori Vega : Uh, excuse me? Sir?
Dr. Rhapsody : Yeah, what you need?
Tori Vega : Are you seriously that rapper from the '90s? Doctor Rhapsody?
[the bus driver smiles]
Dr. Rhapsody : Yeah. The one and only.
[the group exclaim in disbelief. To Doctor Rhapsody]
Cat Valentine : So why are you driving a party bus now?
Dr. Rhapsody : Hm, lot of reasons. I love parties. I love buses. I only have one hit song. My wife took all my money.
[Cat gasps in shock]
Dr. Rhapsody : So why not?
André Harris : Well we love your song Five Fingaz To The Face.
[the rest of the group agree with Andre]
Dr. Rhapsody : Oh yeah? You guys want to hear it?
Tori Vega : Wait, you have it in here?
Dr. Rhapsody : Always! I got the radio mix, the club mix, the remix, the radio club remix, oh, and the karaoke version. Which one you want?
[the group agree on the karaoke version. To Doctor Rhapsody]
Tori Vega : Karaoke!
[Tori smiles]
Dr. Rhapsody : All right. Here it goes!
[Doctor Rhapsody puts on Five Fingaz To The Face. Doctor Rhapsody and the group rap the entire song]