St. Vincent (2014)

Melissa McCarthy: Maggie

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Quotes 

• Oliver : He's paying me hourly.

  Vincent : I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink.

  Maggie : You're drinking alcohol?

  Vincent : ...I honestly don't remember.

• Oliver : Is that our new neighbor?

  Maggie : Yep.

  Oliver : It's gonna be a long life.

• Maggie : [about Oliver's book]  God, that's depressing.

  Oliver : No, it's not. The tree was meant to give, so to be able to give everything and have nothing left is the best life the tree could ever have.

  Maggie : Well, your father must think I'm a tree.

  Oliver : Why would he think that?

  Maggie : Nothing. Nothing.

• Judge Reynolds : [at a custody hearing, the judge is asking questions about Oliver's activities with Vin that his mother was unaware of]  Daka Paramova... are you aware of her occupation?

  Maggie : [whispering, to her attorney]  She, she works for Vince.

  Maggie : [to Oliver]  She works for Vince, right?

  Oliver : [whispering to his mother]  She's the lady of the night.

  Maggie : [astonished, still whispering]  What? Do you know what that means?

  Oliver : [with total naïveté, trying to be helpful]  She works at night?

  Maggie : [later, leaving the courthouse, Mom is livid]  I guess gambling in a race track is like a Math class, huh? You can learn how to bet?

  Oliver : The odds.

  Maggie : A bar, I guess that could fall under Current Events, right?

  Oliver : [still with complete sincerity and naïveté]  More like Social Studies?

  Maggie : It's a strip club hooker that I can seem to get my head around.

  Oliver : Commerce? Biology?

  Maggie : Just stop talking.

• Maggie : I thought you ate at Vincent's house.

  Oliver : I had sushi.

  Maggie : You had sushi?

  Oliver : Well, sardines. He calls it sushi. Didn't want to hurt his feelings.

• Maggie : [shows tree diagram to Vincent]  Okay.

  Vincent : Money.

  Maggie : No, it's a... it's a T... it's a tree.

  Vincent : You owe me money. Yeah, you broke my tree.

  Maggie : Alright.

  [flips to next diagram card] 

  Maggie : Yeah, I know I... Lets...

  Vincent : Yeah, you broke my fence too.

  Maggie : [looks at the card and gets surprised to see a fence]  Okay, what are you... planning these?

  [flips to next card facing herself and then shows to Vincent] 

  Maggie : Here, this should be familiar.

  Vincent : Cactus.

  Maggie : No, prick. Big prick.

  [flips to next card]