Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Bear and the Maiden Fair (2013)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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• Tyrion Lannister : [talks about Sansa]  She's a child.

  Bronn : She's a foot taller than you.

  Tyrion Lannister : A tall child.

  Bronn : What's the youngest you've ever had?

  Tyrion Lannister : Not that young.

  Bronn : How much older?

  Tyrion Lannister : Older.

  Bronn : You're a lord, she's a lady, and a beauty at that. I don't see the problem.

  Tyrion Lannister : Shae's not going to like it.

  Bronn : Shae is a whore! Are you going to marry her? Eh? How did marrying a whore work out for you the first time?

  Tyrion Lannister : I should never have told you about that.

  Bronn : You want Shae, keep her. Wed one and bed the other. All you have to do is get a son in the Stark girl. He'll be lord of Winterfell one day; you can rule the North in his name. You'll have two women and a whole kingdom of your own.

  Tyrion Lannister : Two women to despise me and a whole kingdom to join them.

  Bronn : You waste time trying to get people to love you. You'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

  [Bronn chuckles] 

  Bronn : You want to fuck that Stark girl. You just don't want to admit it.

  Tyrion Lannister : I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.

  Bronn : You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free.

• Shae : [receives gift]  Chains?

  Tyrion Lannister : Solid gold from the mines outside Lannisport.

  [nods] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Smithed in Casterly Rock.

  Shae : [unimpressed]  Golden chains.

  Tyrion Lannister : You could buy a ship with these.

  Shae : Do I need a ship?

  Tyrion Lannister : What?

  Shae : Am I going somewhere?

  Tyrion Lannister : Of course you're not going anywhere.

  Shae : So, am I invited to your wedding?

  Tyrion Lannister : I didn't ask for this wedding. I didn't want it.

  Shae : No? She's a beautiful girl. You said so yourself.

  Tyrion Lannister : That doesn't mean... This is duty, not desire.

  Shae : Is that what you will tell yourself when you fuck her?

  Tyrion Lannister : I don't have a choice. My father...

  Shae : Does not rule the world. We can still go across the Narrow Sea.

  Tyrion Lannister : What would I do there? Juggle? I'm a Lannister... of Casterly Rock.

  Shae : And I'm Shae, the funny whore.

  Tyrion Lannister : My feelings for you have not changed. I will marry Sansa Stark and do my duty by her.

  Shae : While I empty her chamber pot and lick your cock when you're bored?

  Tyrion Lannister : I swear to you, it will not be like that.

  Shae : No? What will it be like?

  Tyrion Lannister : I will buy you a good home... somewhere in the city. You'll have fine clothes, guards to keep you safe, servants. Any children we might have... will be well provided for.

  Shae : Children? You think I want children who can never see their father? Who would be killed in their sleep if their grandfather found out about them?

  Tyrion Lannister : Listen. Listen to me, my lady...

  Shae : I'm not your lady.

  Tyrion Lannister : You are. You'll always be my lady.

  Shae : I'm your whore. And when you're tired of fucking me, I will be nothing.

  [Shae turns around, closes door, leaving Tyrion standing there]