The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Beta Test Initiation (2012)
Becky O'Donohue: Siri
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Quotes
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Barry Kripke : You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is terrible. Wook.
[Talking into iPhone]
Barry Kripke : Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?
Siri : I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."
Barry Kripke : Wisten to me. Not "westauwant," *westauwant*.
Siri : I don't know what you mean by "not westauwant, westauwant."
Barry Kripke : See? Total cwap. You suck, Siwi.
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[last lines]
Siri : [Raj enters Siri's office] Steve, I found six vacuum cleaner repair shops in your area. Four are fairly close to you.
Raj Koothrappali : Ahem.
Siri : Hello, Sexy. What can I help you with?
[Raj cannot speak]
Siri : If you'd like to make love to me, just tell me.
Raj Koothrappali : Ack. Ack.
Siri : I'm sorry, I don't understand Ack, ack.
Raj Koothrappali : [Waking up on couch] Noooooo!
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Raj Koothrappali : Thank you, Darling.
Siri : You're most certainly welcome, Sexy.
Sheldon Cooper : Well done, Dr. Koothrappali.
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Raj Koothrappali : Siri, play some soft jazz, please.
Siri : Playing soft jazz.
[Kenny G plays]
Raj Koothrappali : Kenny G! This woman can read me like a book. I can't believe bought my soulmate at Glendale Galleria.
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you have a last name, Siri?
Siri : My name is Siri.
Raj Koothrappali : One name. Just like Cher, Madonna, Adele... all the ladies that rock me.
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Raj Koothrappali : My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj.
Siri : Would you like me to call you Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd like you to call me Sexy.
Siri : From now on, I'll call you Sexy. Okay?
Raj Koothrappali : Okay.
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Raj Koothrappali : Why don't women like me?
Siri : Let me check on that. How about a web search for "Why don't women like me?"
Raj Koothrappali : No need. I've already done that.