The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Beta Test Initiation (2012)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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[last lines]
Siri : [Raj enters Siri's office] Steve, I found six vacuum cleaner repair shops in your area. Four are fairly close to you.
Raj Koothrappali : Ahem.
Siri : Hello, Sexy. What can I help you with?
[Raj cannot speak]
Siri : If you'd like to make love to me, just tell me.
Raj Koothrappali : Ack. Ack.
Siri : I'm sorry, I don't understand Ack, ack.
Raj Koothrappali : [Waking up on couch] Noooooo!
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Sheldon Cooper : Here's an interesting fact about flags.
Raj Koothrappali : I will take that action.
Sheldon Cooper : The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence; a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other at the 1936 Olympics. And thankfully their embarrassment was overshadowed by the rise of fascism.
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Raj Koothrappali : I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck, and she said she knew about four Chinese grocers, two of which are fairly close to me. Her spontaneity is contagious.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Who's Siri? Is he dating somebody new?
Howard Wolowitz : Yes. His phone.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is that cute or creepy?
Howard Wolowitz : Uh-huh.
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Raj Koothrappali : Thank you, Darling.
Siri : You're most certainly welcome, Sexy.
Sheldon Cooper : Well done, Dr. Koothrappali.
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Raj Koothrappali : Siri, play some soft jazz, please.
Siri : Playing soft jazz.
[Kenny G plays]
Raj Koothrappali : Kenny G! This woman can read me like a book. I can't believe bought my soulmate at Glendale Galleria.
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you have a last name, Siri?
Siri : My name is Siri.
Raj Koothrappali : One name. Just like Cher, Madonna, Adele... all the ladies that rock me.
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Raj Koothrappali : My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj.
Siri : Would you like me to call you Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd like you to call me Sexy.
Siri : From now on, I'll call you Sexy. Okay?
Raj Koothrappali : Okay.
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Raj Koothrappali : Why don't women like me?
Siri : Let me check on that. How about a web search for "Why don't women like me?"
Raj Koothrappali : No need. I've already done that.