Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (TV Series)

Kung Shoes (2012)

Max Koch: Mantis

Quotes 

• Mantis : Po!

  Po : Look, I know you're mad, but you gotta help me.

  Mantis : You're still wearing the shoes.

  Po : That's what I'm trying to tell you.

  Po : I can't - Master Chao!

  Master Chao : Ah, I've been waiting for you. Come in.

• Po : Oh, Heck, no! Uh-oh.

  Mantis : Po, run!

  Po : No, I gotta stop them. Now! Hah!

• Po : All right, you watch the needles and tell me if I come close, okay?

  Po : [snickers]  Okay.

  Po : I don't see where - Yow-oh!

  Mantis : Good first try, though.

  [laughs] 

  Po : ah, my head! Ow-oh, Ow. ah-oh, oh, oh! uhh! eeh! ow. hoo. Oww. Ooh. Ow. Oh. Ow-ow-ow-ow.

  Po : Maybe it really is impossible.

  Po : Yeah, you'd need some magic for that.

  Po : Magician, that's it! I'll go to the moshu market where they sell all magic stuff.

  Mantis : Oh, yeah, That's a good - are you crazy!

  Po : What?

  Po : They sell black magic stuff, man! It's way too dangerous.

  Po : Yes it is much too dangerous, and that is why I'm totally not going to go there, at all.

• Po : Man, today has been awesome.

  Mantis : Uh-uh.

  Po : Everybody's all telling me how great I am. Master Chao's coming to see me.

  Mantis : You mean, he's coming to see your shoes.

  Po : Huh?

  Mantis : I mention the Moshu Market, then suddenly you've got these amazing kung Fu skills. Ohh! and, New shoes. Okay, it doesn't take an abacus to do the math on that one.

  Po : Come on, that's ridiculous. I don't know how you could suggest such a - please don't tell Shifu!

  Mantis : Why not?

  Po : He's so proud of me and he'd be so disappointed, and he'd make me start training again.

  Mantis : I can't believe you'd lie to Shifu just to get out of training.

  Po : I'm not lying. I'm just not telling the truth.

  Mantis : Uh-huh. Shifu has to know about these shoe, Po.

  Po : Mm. Ah, What the - ah! Yah! Crazy feet. Aw, I'll take the shoes back, Mantis. Just, please, don't rat me out. We're buddies, right?

  Mantis : [sighs]  fine. I won't tell Shifu. But until I see Those shoes off your feet and you come clean, I'm not sure we are buddies.

• Po : And... and why are you all... smiling? You knew all along. Did you all know?

  Po : Yup.

  Po : Pretty much.

  Po : Shifu told us.

  Po : Also your shoes kept glowing.

  Mantis : Uh, sorry, Po. I had to keep pretending I was the only one who knew so you wouldn't suspect anything.

  Po : Why?

  Po : Why did you go through all of this?

  Po : To get you to understand.

  Po : Understand what? Oh. That fancy Kung Fu isn't worth anything if I don't work for it. If I don't really learn it, It isn't really part of me.

  Shifu : And the one way to learn it...

  Po : is to train.

  Shifu : Exactly. Now, Why don't you take off those shoes.

  Po : Because... I can't.

  Shifu : Don't be ridiculous. You just...