- Agent JJ Denecker: I'd love to stay and party but it's poker night in heaven and I've got a table waiting for me with Einstein and uh, Jimi Hendrix and uh, Rush Limabugh
- Albert Einstein: Science is not the answer, but man's own intuition and his pursuit of freedom, that's the secret to wisdom. Don't trust science, trust your own wisdom. That is the real science.
- Agent JJ Denecker: Use me, use me as a kite, tie me to a string, send me into sky high, and then lightning will strike that, and then the key will be on a string, as Ben Franklin did.
- Two of Diamonds: Could it have been the six of clubs?
- Joker: Do you have information!
- Two of Diamonds: No, but I was just thinking about how I could use six club sodas mixed with vodka. Let's go to the pub.