Christmas Twister (2012 TV Movie)

Casper Van Dien: Ethan Walker

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• Zack : How's Christmas like tornado season?

  Ethan : I don't know. How is Christmas like tornado season?

  Zack : You get a tree in your living room.

• Ethan : Have your sister drop you off. But remember, come home right after school. You're still grounded.

  Max : Oh, Dad.

  Ethan : Max, you gotta learn. When your mom tells you can't do something, you can't do it.

  Max : But I was wearing safety goggles and gloves. Doesn't it look cool? I did the Wise Man and everything.

  Ethan : It actually looks really cool. But you were specifically told not to touch my tools.

• Zack : It's 320. It's an F6.

  Chloe : Um... Dr. Walker, come in.

  Ethan : I'm on the I-35. I'll be at the station in ten minutes.

  Chloe : It's an F6, Dr. Walker.

  Ethan : What? That's impossible.

  Kaitlyn : Is that bad, Dad?

  Ethan : Very.

• Chloe : The Dublin twister was confirmed at 132 miles per hour.

  Zack : An F2. In December?

  Chloe : F2? Is that bad?

  Ethan : That's a fairly large storm. See, we have a scale, and F0 being the low end, that would knock over a few trees and rearrange your garden gnomes pretty good.

  Chloe : And on the high end?

  Ethan : F5.

  Zack : That's like total destruction.

  Chloe : Is there anything bigger, like an F6?

  Ethan : That would have to be, I don't know... 318 miles per hour?

  Zack : That's like a nuclear bomb going off.